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NEWS BULLETIN: Drew Peterson Fiancee Leaves His Home ALIVE!!!

News Type: Opinion — Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:57 AM EST
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For the first time in recorded history, a fiancee of former police officer Drew Peterson has left his home, walking and alive. "This is an unprecedented event, one that historians will no doubt study for its uniqueness and rarity," said Ripper's Believe it or Not chairman Sig Nificant.

Peterson, through a spokesman, said that while he was disappointed, he would not rush to judgement as to the significance of the event, as the slow acting poison he had been feeding her typically does not produce results this quickly, and may yet achieve its intended effect. Said Peterson, "I'm aware that people view me with suspicion, but give me a little credit. I'm not a moron."

Peterson's fiancee, Doe Peigh, refused to comment on her departure, although her nursery school teacher cautioned that people should not make too much of it. "She leaves for nursery school every day at the same time."

Nonetheless, neighborhood observers were quick to note that Peterson had just purchased a new playground set and sandbox for his fiancee, and one observed that he must have been caught off guard by his fiancee's sudden departure. "No doubt," said neighbor Blyndeff Andumb, "Drew was caught with his pants down this time."

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jeff Kantor

Peterson should be put to death for killing all four of his wives.

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Reply#1 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:17 PM EST
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KyanaBelle

My guess is that hearing her fiance refer to her as "this young girl" repeatedly finally tripped her "pervert alarm system."

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Reply#2 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:52 PM EST
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lauhal

Raven! Welcome back!!

This guy gives me the creeps.

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Reply#3 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:01 PM EST
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The Raven Watch (Corvus Corax)

Thank you, Lauhal. Been busy busy busy, really missed the 'Vine. My fingers are itching to join the fray again!!

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Reply#4 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:40 PM EST
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lauhal

Good! I'm really glad you're back. You make Newsvine a better place. :)

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#4.1 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:17 PM EST
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WingCrazee

Wonder how long it'll be before this one's family will be looking for her.

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Reply#5 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:00 PM EST
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The Raven Watch (Corvus Corax)

Uhhhhhhh....I think they found her.

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    Reply#6 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:24 PM EST
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    Chris in PHX

    She escaped, for now...

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      Reply#7 - Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:27 PM EST
      {"commentId":5116244,"authorDomain":"neenie1991"}
      neenie1991

      Great seed. But he is still batting what? 750?

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        Reply#8 - Sun Feb 1, 2009 2:02 PM EST
        {"commentId":5128382,"authorDomain":"corvuscorax"}
        The Raven Watch (Corvus Corax)

        That probably depends upon whether he is using a baseball bat or golf club as his weapon of choice.

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        Reply#9 - Mon Feb 2, 2009 12:02 PM EST
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